A Mathis B. is an autistic child who survived a radioactive explosion. Mathis will stare at you intensely for hours while licking his lips voraciously. Avoid him at all costs, he will follow you everywhere becoming an inconvenience to a parasite.
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(noun, derogatory)
Pronounced: /ˈmæg.zi/**
Plural: magzis, or if you're being ironic, a flock of freedom eagles
A genetic splice of “MAGA” and “Nazi”—basically your racist uncle’s final form. The term is reserved for those who aren’t just drinking the Kool-Aid—they're mainlining it, wearing it on a T-shirt, and trying to ban any science that says it has sugar in it.
Core traits include:
Thinks “woke” is a form of terrorism
Calls everyone else a “sheep” while pledging loyalty to a spray-tanned cult leader who lost the popular vote
Wants freedom of speech—but only for themselves
Believes history should be whitewashed, libraries should be censored, and guns should be everywhere including Chuck E. Cheese
Can’t define “socialism” but swears it’s bad
Regularly says things like “I’m not racist, but—” before saying something extremely racist
(noun, derogatory)
Pronounced: /ˈmæg.zi/**
Plural: magzis, or if you're being ironic, a flock of freedom eagles
A genetic splice of “MAGA” and “Nazi”—basically your racist uncle’s final form. The term is reserved for those who aren’t just drinking the Kool-Aid—they're mainlining it, wearing it on a T-shirt, and trying to ban any science that says it has sugar in it.
Core traits include:
Thinks “woke” is a form of terrorism
Calls everyone else a “sheep” while pledging loyalty to a spray-tanned cult leader who lost the popular vote
Wants freedom of speech—but only for themselves
Believes history should be whitewashed, libraries should be censored, and guns should be everywhere including Chuck E. Cheese
Can’t define “socialism” but swears it’s bad
Regularly says things like “I’m not racist, but—” before saying something extremely racist
The magzi stretched out his hand before him above the level of his eyes as a sign that his heart goes out to the folks.
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