A Tanner Music is someone who loves boots, jeans, and flannels. You may consider them HICK-like. They love mud and they love singing. They are funny and hot.
by LindaHarrison January 2, 2021

The action of taking shits on a toilet while listening to music. Not to be confused with the game Musical Chairs. Some people take multiple musical shits in the same day.
by The Musical Shitter October 4, 2011

1. a form music exhibiting the lyrical delivery of hip hop with music styles of indie. spoken word poetry over music.
2. the most basic definition of hip hop
2. the most basic definition of hip hop
by Brother Barnabas October 15, 2010

The term used to describe the squid-demon-anti melodic- garage door malfunctioning sound of most kinds of dubstep music and some drum and bass and bass music. Lizard music is primarily enjoyed by confused wooks and bass heads, and highly prevalent in Utah, Colorado and the Midwest by people who used to worship bassnectar as a deity.
It lacks common taste and melody and uses loud bass sounds and lack of a regular beat structure to overcompensate instead.
It’s been a plight infecting festivals and house music venues since around 2008, and destroying edm type events since, by taking a melody and putting so many effects on it to the point of it being unrecognizable and undanceable.
Think of the sound a squid tentacle non consensually penetrating your ear drum would make and that’s lizard music. It’s the only kind of music lizard people would enjoy.
Do the right thing and convert your local wook to house music.
It lacks common taste and melody and uses loud bass sounds and lack of a regular beat structure to overcompensate instead.
It’s been a plight infecting festivals and house music venues since around 2008, and destroying edm type events since, by taking a melody and putting so many effects on it to the point of it being unrecognizable and undanceable.
Think of the sound a squid tentacle non consensually penetrating your ear drum would make and that’s lizard music. It’s the only kind of music lizard people would enjoy.
Do the right thing and convert your local wook to house music.
by Sendbobnow February 19, 2022

When a group of girls line suction dildos on chairs and play music. Once the music stops each girl must hop on a dildo on a chair. But with one less chair and dildo then girls every round one person is eliminated.
Hey Carly I was wondering if you want to play musical dildos with the girls tonight?
Sure sounds great!
Sure sounds great!
by Danglemaster March 19, 2014

Music played in erectile dysfunction commercials. Usually some generic southern guitar jam that makes you look up, then quickly back down again because they're telling you how to "get it done".
by Dustybutt Jones November 28, 2010

Goth Music is nothing without motherfucking Bauhaus. In the beginning, there was Bauhaus, thus sayeth the high regents of dark taste. Regarding any other proposed Gothic first band, "Press the Eject and Give Me the Motherfucking sic Tape."
Goth Music can solve all of life's problems if you keep to the bad teachings of Bauhaus: Feeling stressed? Dr. Goth suggests listening to "In the Flat Field." Relationship problems? Try out a bit of ""Bela Lugosi's Dead." Feeling low about the state of the world? Ah, you need some "Ball of Confusion."
by exurbanwhitetrash May 18, 2022
