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fucktaki mushroom 

When some accidently use the word "shit" when they wish not to, they might add "taki mushroom" so it is as if they were not swearing at all. This method may also be used for the word "fuck".
One day I accidentally started to say "what the fuck" in maff class when informed of a homework assignment. I knew this would not fly. Thinking quickly I added "taki mushroom" to the end. The day was saved. No one suspects me of being a potty mouff. The teacher, coincidentally, is actually quite fond of fucktaki mushrooms in her spring rolls. Oh fucktaki mushroom! I misspelled "mouth".

exploding mushroom

An action involving one person joining the tips of all of their fingers together, coming up behind an unsuspecting person, and shoving their fingers up their butt while opening the hand and making an ecploding noise.
I'm going to give you an exploding mushroom if you don't cut it out!

overeasy mushroom butt 

a fart that smells like moldy fried eggs
I was in the sauna with my girlfriend when I learned quite unexpectedy, that she had a case of overeasy mushroom butt.

Growing a Mushroom 

getting an erection, usually used when a surprise boner begins to form
As Jim's pants started to get tight he stated, "damn i'm growing a mushroom".
Growing a Mushroom by benny_64 March 17, 2009

stinky mushroom 

1. A phrase to describe your penis after having sex.
Steve: "Hey Dylan, how was your date with Brenda last night?"
Dylan: "It was awesome, I went home with a stinky mushroom!" Can also be reversed, as in "Dude, I got my mushroom stinky last night!"
stinky mushroom by DinkleDonkle November 27, 2007

mellow mushroom

Unlike what most think, it is more than a simple pizza joint down the road. It is the term used to describe being high to the point of absolute peace in the mind. You achieve the highest state of mellow. It is named this because the drug often used to achieve this state of mellow is the shroom.
Bob Marley founded and represented the Mellow Mushroom society!