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Mullet

Mullet: Men with huge cocks that can pick up any women they want, that’s a man who has a mullet. Many of us call it business in the front party in the back because it’s short in front and long and crazy in the back
Milf- hey there sexy I love your mullet would you like to give me a ride back to my place hehe😉
by CrudeCarson2 October 8, 2020
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Monaco mullet

A mullet hairstyle worn by ageing billionaires commonly seen on luxury yachts in Monaco, St Tropez, etc.
I wish I could get my Monaco mullet to look like Phillip Green's, but I guess you gotta be a billionaire
by cobes72 March 4, 2025
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Mullet daddy

A very sexy type of mullet. Attracts hardcore black men and white men. Usually carried by fisherman and a football player that live near Kamloops British Columbia.
by Lelan2009 September 19, 2023
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Mullet

A hair style worn exclusively by men who have IQs smaller than room temperature, often found among the Australia bogan population.
"Hey, that guy Chad grew a mullet over the holidays."
"Figures. Didn't he have to repeat year 7?"
by _gal1leo April 11, 2020
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Mullet Mansion

A person whose house is a “Mullet Mansion” They want to appear professional, successful, and rich on the outside but is really a cheapskate.
“That neighbor has a Mullet Mansion, he has the best yard in the neighborhood but his backyard is a party”

He has an Immaculate yard and a nice car but a dusty, dirty cluttered house.

The yards a “business” and the backyards a “party”

by anonymous December 12, 2024
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Land Mullet

A very overweight individual who has an irrational fear of climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet
by The linisher January 2, 2017
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Maribor mullet

A balding man with a mullet
by hahaplesastsi December 6, 2024
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