Amish Moon-Butter

/ämiSH mo͞on ˈbədər/ When you urinate into a persons ass and then churn it with your penis.

Jebebiah and Titus like to Amish moon-butter in the barn.

by Godfear’nMan May 10, 2023

shovel snow off the moon

To snort cocaine off of someone's ass. Unless otherwise stated, its usually assumed that the ass belongs to a hooker.

Jimmy wants to go to vegas for his birthday and shovel snow off the moon.

by Matty O December 25, 2007

my charming moon

So many thoughts where should I start?

You’re literally my happy days and more having you around means the world to me . you’re the reason why I believe in love, my safe place, my girl and the one who takes my breath away every time we talk or even me looking at your pics. I’m literally on my knees for you. I know we had our ups and downs and that made me realize how deeply I’m in love with you and how much our bond is getting stronger day by day that we created a safe place for the two of us. I’m looking forward to make things up and grow together and to make this love bloom as it should.
I love you withe my whole heart <3

I could admire my charming moon for the rest of my life

by 6m6m January 4, 2023

Moon Knight

Marc Spector spends time training to be a heavyweight boxer, a U.S. Marine, and a mercenary. Working for Raoul Bushman, Spector and Dr. Peter Alraune uncover an archaeological breakthrough when they discover an underground temple. Within the temple lay a statue of the Egyptian moon god Khonshu. With intent of looting the temple for the artifacts, Bushman kills Alraune and out of anger Marc fights Bushman. Unfortunately, Marc loses and is beaten to near death and is left to die in the sub-zero temperatures of the desert night. Worshipers of Khonshu rescue mark and bring him to their temple. Marc's heart stops and Khonshu appears to him in a vision offering Marc a second chance at life as God's avatar. Awakening, Marc grabs the silver cloak covering the statue. He decides to become a crime fighter using the silver cloak as part of his costume. Marc uses the Khonsnuan fighting style and becomes a symbol of justice as Moon Knight.

Marc Spector the Moon Knight a hero in the marvel universe and a symbol of justice, uses the Khonsuan arts as his fighting style to represent the Egyptian God that saved him.

by Moon Knight May 25, 2014

McKayla Maroney

won Gold Medal in the 2012 Summer Olympics in the Team All-Around with the USA Gymnastics team. One of the hottest girls to ever be in the Olympics. Could possibly give Shawn Johnson a run for her money.

Guy #1: Who is that hottie in Gymnastics on Team USA in the Olympics?

Guy #2: Oh, that's McKayla Maroney.

Guy #1: She's hot man, she could give Shawn Johnson a run for her money!

Guy #2: That she could!

by redbaronATL August 5, 2012

moronity

1. The quality or condition of being moronic.
2. A moronic act, remark, or idea.

First rule of moronity:
Inevitably, everyone underestimates the number of morons in circulation.

by Ryan Dawson February 6, 2006

Moon Shit

You know, when you have to take a dump really bad and you just barely make it to the toilet; pulling your pants down and there is no sit and wait, rather there is an immediate discharge of a giant ball of feces much like the shape of the moon including detailed craters.

We heard Johny in the bathroom, there was but one grunt and an incredibly loud audible plop. Thinking it was cool he said, "Dudes, I just took a moon shit!"

by XJ45-2 February 21, 2011