Essentially the preppy assholes of the Big Ten, they have some of the laziest and most uninspired fans in all of college sports. One gets the sense that there would be no such thing as a Michigan fan if the state of Michigan wasn't so intensely boring. Their football stadium is atrocious, and literally stinks.
"But.. but.. but we've won 11, I mean 13, I mean 16 national championships!! By our count, anyways."
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Wolvies tend to not be able to demonstrate loyalty to their sports teams. As seen in the constant booing of Mr. Carr during his last coaching seasing, the fairweather following of Mr. Rodriguez, and the firing of Mr. Amacker.
Wolvies take pride a basketball group called the Fab 5, but I guess when you PAY for a team you can build whatever you want.
Its a group that needs to look back at history because the school has been on existent for several years in any sport.
Through their arrogance, the NFL non playing Mike Harts little brother comment has become joy due to the lack of progress Michigans football team has show (or Mikey for that matter)
You Blew!
Wolvies tend to not be able to demonstrate loyalty to their sports teams. As seen in the constant booing of Mr. Carr during his last coaching seasing, the fairweather following of Mr. Rodriguez, and the firing of Mr. Amacker.
Wolvies take pride a basketball group called the Fab 5, but I guess when you PAY for a team you can build whatever you want.
Its a group that needs to look back at history because the school has been on existent for several years in any sport.
Through their arrogance, the NFL non playing Mike Harts little brother comment has become joy due to the lack of progress Michigans football team has show (or Mikey for that matter)
You Blew!
University of Michigan pays the fab 5
Lack of Loyalty
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False sense of arrogance
Lack of Pride
Most boring school in the big 10
Lack of Loyalty
Pointing Fingers
False sense of arrogance
Lack of Pride
Most boring school in the big 10
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A weird stupid city that everyone thinks is from Rhode Island, so you'll end up having to explain, to someone out of *city* for that matter, that you don't live there. There is literally nothing in Newport to do, so all most people do is sit down and complain about it.
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Are you going to the University of Michigan football game Saturday? Yeah bro, football is a religion here. GO BLUE
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"Hey Johnny, who's that slapdick with the sideburns and the yellow hat on backwards, trying to wheel on those freshman girls?"
"Oh, that kid? Don't worry about him. He goes to the University of Michigan and he won't be getting with any girls tonight. He couldn't score in a whorehouse with a handful of twenties."
"Hey Johnny, who's that slapdick with the sideburns and the yellow hat on backwards, trying to wheel on those freshman girls?"
"Oh, that kid? Don't worry about him. He goes to the University of Michigan and he won't be getting with any girls tonight. He couldn't score in a whorehouse with a handful of twenties."
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