Mikey P Minute

When you ask someone how far away they are and they say a minute but show up an hour later

Guy 1: Yo what took so long I though you said you'd be here in a min.

Guy 2: yeah, a mikey p minute.

Guy1: oh, ight my b

by JPMcdoodle July 4, 2018

One Scott minute

The time between one minute and 36 hours

Scott 'I'll call back in one minute' then 3 days pass with no contact that is one Scott minute

by 13579876543212468 August 21, 2018

Shit a minute

Holy shit hold the fucking phone

Woa woa woa, shit a minute guys!

by Bootynibba May 30, 2019

Give me a minute

Synonym- hold on a sec

I’m busy or about to be busy so wait

Hey are you coming to bed

Yes just give me a minute

by Elegant vagueness July 7, 2021

one fucking minute

a thing Billie Joe Armstrong from green day said once

Billie Joe Armstrong: Let me tell you something, I’ve been around since 19-fucking-88. And you’re gonna give me one fucking minute? You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me! You’re fucking kidding me. What the fuck! I’m not fucking Justin Bieber, you motherfuckers.

by reallystinky May 14, 2022

in a minute

a point in time which will never come

mom can you help?
in a minute.

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

P.A. minute

Being somewhere for a long time without explaining the actual length of time.

I've been living at my apartment for a P.A. minute.

by Wmbarnes01 November 7, 2015