MILF

A sexually attractive women over the age of 30

dued, gerald's mom is a MILF

by Bizkit June 27, 2005

milf hunter

some 1 who hunts down milfs and bones them several times and calls them fetish

Me

by Jamie H June 11, 2003

MILF

May I Leave Flowers?

Cornelius: "What is this 'MILF' acronym I'm seeing bandied about in the personals these days?"

Lie Bot: "It stands for 'May I Leave Flowers?'. You use it in your ad to show that you practice old-school courtship style."

by Zerotime January 14, 2009

milfesque

if u see an older woman who you would like to have sexual relations with, you would call that milfesque, since you dont know if she has kids

Damn, that chick is milfesque

by James Dizzle April 26, 2006

MILFF

Mother I'd like to friend on Facebook. Used when describing an attractive older woman who you're not quite ready to have an intimate relationship with.

"Have you seen Johnny's mom?"
"Dude! She's a MILFF!"

by frank_attack August 7, 2009

MILF

Mum id like 2 fuck

From the movie, AMERICAN PIE.
A hot mum who evry guy wants 2 shag basically!

Woahhhh!! She is such a MILF!!!!

by Tanya-xx April 21, 2006

MILF money

Disposable Visa gift cards used for the sole purpose of buying porn on the internet and not having Cornhole.com show up on your credit card statement.

<< Hey dude, you accidentally threw away your credit card.
>> Don't sweat it bro, that's just some used up MILF money!

by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009