Michigan Mango

The act of sticking a seed in someone’s asshole then waiting for their shit to fertilize it and make it grow. Once it grows you consume the crop and throw it up into their pussy.

I am ready to Michigan Mango my wife tonight

by RealDoctor34 September 28, 2025

Mango

THE WORST THING THE COULD EVER LIVE ON THIS BLUE MARBLE OF A PLANET.

Person 1. I love mangoes, how about you?
Person 2. Get out of my life mangoes suck bananas are the best!
Person 3. He is right.

by Monkeys are lit bro May 17, 2021

Afsheen the mango

Afsheen is a mango who like candy and likes to be emo, she is very emo and leaves her BFFS for people who don't like her

Afsheen the mango is weird

by Guess.Who.UwU. September 22, 2023

mango jennies

Basic boring girl’s with a shitty attitude who think they are 9s when they are really 3s.

These mango jennies need to get peach slapped

by NewYorkPalmTrees March 13, 2020

Forbidden Mango Yogurt

Sperm that is stored in a fridge and left to harden , after 3 months it turns into a yogurt consistency and is usually a mango yellow colour .

RC consumes forbidden Mango yogurt every night

by Roo-poo August 1, 2023

Clem Mango

Clem mango is a cult created by fans of Only the poets!

You can find perfect mangos in England 👍

“What does your pfp mean?..”

“Oh! I’m in a cult called “The Clem mango cult”

“I-?..”

by clemmangoourbeloved June 2, 2022

Dark Mango Psychology 67

The most dangerous type of Dark Psychology, in addition to knowing the Mango method which has not yet been patched, you know the 67 method which is extremely confidental information. Only few of the Blox Fruits players posses this knowledge. You can tell that they are nearby from their aura (stench)

Person 1: "Hey, do you smell that?"
Person 2: "Yeah... It smells like a dead racoon."
Dark Mango Psychology 67 Master: "I'll let you all off this time, next time better behave."

by verybasedfigglebottomale October 17, 2025