The dismissive excuse that a self-centered, ego-maniacal and, typically, a mentally inferior douche-bag uses to feel better about the fact that they disregard the advice of others, especially those close to them.
They believe that any person who is attempting to steer them away from their self-destructive habits is merely trying to change "who dey really is". Most idiots of the same caliber tend to mutter an "amen" when the phrase is heard.
They believe that any person who is attempting to steer them away from their self-destructive habits is merely trying to change "who dey really is". Most idiots of the same caliber tend to mutter an "amen" when the phrase is heard.
"Jerry, I really think that you should get your high school diploma instead of selling street drugs to middle school children."
"Damn momma why yoo gotta be up in mah shee-it all duh tahm? You shoo' know I'mma thug an' I jus' I'm doing me."
"Damn momma why yoo gotta be up in mah shee-it all duh tahm? You shoo' know I'mma thug an' I jus' I'm doing me."
by IAmMoses July 22, 2014
Get the I'm doing me mug.move-on man. The guy girls use to move-on after a break-up. Kind of like a rebound except the girl doesn't expect the relationship to go anywhere. M.O.M.'s are dumped when the girl either finds some confidence or another man.
by doyoucopy January 18, 2011
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Like a P.I.M.P (Prostitute In My Possession.)
M.I.M.P is a woman with Men In My Possession. She easily persuades, or cunningly outsmarts the opposite sex (or same sex) into doing her dirty work, or being her sex slave. Basically the "Boss." Warning: This bitch is usually crazy as fuck, and will show up 9 months later with your, "No Strings Attached" child..
Like a P.I.M.P (Prostitute In My Possession.)
M.I.M.P is a woman with Men In My Possession. She easily persuades, or cunningly outsmarts the opposite sex (or same sex) into doing her dirty work, or being her sex slave. Basically the "Boss." Warning: This bitch is usually crazy as fuck, and will show up 9 months later with your, "No Strings Attached" child..
The M.I.M.P is usually spotted by saying or doing one of three things.
1: "We can be friends, no strings attached."
2: "Don't Fall in Love with me."
3: Stares at you during your "first kiss," run!
1: "We can be friends, no strings attached."
2: "Don't Fall in Love with me."
3: Stares at you during your "first kiss," run!
by LateNiteDiarrheaBitches December 30, 2010
Get the M.I.M.P mug.An expression common among users of anabolic steroids. Often used after the user's mom suggests a healthier lifestyle.
Mom: Hey Billy, maybe you should stop using 'roids, your arm is starting to look like Dick Cheny's hunting buddy.
Billy: I'M FINE MOM! *SMACK*
(The caps show powah)
Mom: *whimper*
Billy: I'M FINE MOM! *SMACK*
(The caps show powah)
Mom: *whimper*
by Jezeah July 27, 2008
Get the I'm Fine Mom! *Smack* mug.An abbreviation for 'Muff Over Mates'
Used to describe when a friend has disbanded or stitched up their own group of friends, to spend time with his or her partner instead.
Used to describe when a friend has disbanded or stitched up their own group of friends, to spend time with his or her partner instead.
Paul: Hey, where's Jerome got to? He's supposed to be meeting us in an hour…
Alan: I don't think he's coming man, he called to say he was seeing Kathy again
Paul: Man, that guy is such a M.O.M!
Alan: I don't think he's coming man, he called to say he was seeing Kathy again
Paul: Man, that guy is such a M.O.M!
by Paul Moon May 18, 2008
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The woman who believes that birthing you gives her everlasting control over your life. It was twenty years ago... get over it.
The woman who believes that birthing you gives her everlasting control over your life. It was twenty years ago... get over it.
by yab May 13, 2005
Get the M.O.M. mug.PMS for boys. It is merely phenominon addressing the issues that boys have in general. When they are moody, mean and think they are too cool yet, they only hang out with themselves
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