Brad luck

The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.

Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.

Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!

by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012

Jay Luck

The universal force that binds all people named Jay that dictates no matter what anything that can go wrong does go wrong

Dude I tried to ask out a girl but she shagged with my mate. I can't escape the Jay Luck!

by thatoneguyjay October 23, 2018

good luck finding my waist

Doing something that will make your waist unseeable
Having your waist very very small

Good luck finding my waist after I drink this chia seed water

You won’t find my waist after I loose 6 pounds

by Xoxogossipgalxoxo July 19, 2024

left ball good luck

like “tug the left ball for good luck” similar to crossing your fingers.

i heard youre playing tonight george, left ball good luck!

by anonymous November 13, 2022

Good luck

Furry

River is good luck

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023

Luck

A type of synchronicity.

Working hard ain't gonna get you no where, because without Luck you wouldn't get noticed and would be left behind.

by anti the dip November 6, 2015

džiugas luck

someone who is naturally unlucky

matt 1 : hey did you hear that džiugas got struck by lightning 5 times in the span of 3 and a half minutes
matt 2 : džiugas luck
matt 1 : fr

by bufu0 January 10, 2022