look at my horse

Look at my horse,

My horse is amazing,

Give it a lick,

Ooh, it tastes just like raisins,

Have a stroke of its mane,

It turns into a plane,

And then it turns back again,

When you tug on its winkie.

Ooh that's dirty!

Do you think so?

Well I better not show you

where the lemonade is made

Sweet lemonade,

Sweet sweet lemonade (x2)

Get on my horse,

I'll take you 'round the universe,

and all the other places too!

I think you'll find that the universe

pretty much covers everything

Shut up woman

Get on my horse!

Look at my horse,
his dick is amazing!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

funny looker

One who looks seemingly funny to the naked eye and or the naked mind in such a way he or she presents him or herself to another in a manner in which it makes the other feel shy.

Marlons characteristics of being a funny looker put a smile on Sheenas face.

by Sheena francine aka sheebananas September 4, 2008

pube loofa

the transformation of your man-bush into a soap resivoir by rubbing shampoo, soap, or body wash in it, resulting in a thick lather.

i murdered my family, then cleansed their bodies with the tiniest bit of soap by way of the pube loofa.

by Ethan Bowman January 17, 2008

Man Loofah

A luscious V of chest pubes that is lathered up with soap and used as a scrubbing tool for a girl to rub her tits on when showering together.

Tim: Hey babe. You want me to wash my man juice off of your tits.

Tara: Sure. Let me use your man loofah though. It exfoliates my skin.

by dlr7xf October 4, 2009

junk looker

person who gazes intently at a man's dong while he's exposed like at urinal or a locker room

I'm not sure if he was gay, but that guy in the bathroom was a junk looker.

by shawnyb August 6, 2010

the "aunt" look

A woman usually in her 30's, 40's or 50's who is pleasant looking but somewhat dowdy. Uusally they shop at Northern Reflections or where those type of sweat shirts with the scenes on them, and always wear colour coordinated socks with their tops. They will always be seen in mom jeans They usually wear loafers or out of date running shoes, or even sturdy shoes. Bangs are quite often curled under

It's hard to imagine Colleen as a milf, she's got the "aunt" look, nice but not hot

by notliketheothermoms January 5, 2011

mom look

The look your mom gives you when you did something so stupid that all she can ask is "why?"

Son : After i stapled my finger to see if it hurt i got the mom look.

by mama_catt August 23, 2014