Lizards

Lizards correspond to the NBA basketball Team Washington Wizards. When you are such a bad team in the NBA LIZARDS is the new nickname.

Have you seen the shitty Washington LIZARDS lose again? Westbrick bricked it again? OMG, the Lizards are ass.

by axtrosity April 9, 2021

Shiny lizard

When having intercourse with your partner from behind against the wall in the standing position you pull out and ejaculate on their back making them look like a shiny lizard on the wall

What did you get up to last night?

“Oh I made my wife into a shiny lizard”

by Wangdangler42 July 29, 2025

lizard

it’s alizard 🦎 you fuckin lizard

you’re a lizard.

by CIDA. October 12, 2021

Slime lizard

A woman who only consumes your jizz

That hoe be my slime lizard twofoem

by Penisiisi September 3, 2021

Green Lizard

There are 3 definitions for Green Lizard;
1. noun: a person who lies about having a crush on you. 2. Adjective: Describing a person who lies who lies crush on you. 3. Verb (Green Lizarding) The act of being a Green Lizard.

see also Green Lizardette

Person 1 (Nerd): The most popular girl in school has a crush on me.
Person 2 (His friend): Boy She a Green Lizard, She's Green Lizarding you.

by The_Doctor_11th November 7, 2022

Vacuuming the lizard

v.

1. performing fellatio 2. giving a blowjob

To show Jim her appreciation for the new widescreen TV, Nancy dropped to her knees and started vacuuming the lizard.

by Spambo April 1, 2009

Lung Lizard

Long, yellow or green, excretion from nasal passage or throat. The Lung Lizard often has small eyes and scales, almost unnoticeable by human eyes.

WARNING! Clean up a Lung Lizard quickly before it escapes and devours all it can find!

I coughed up a lung lizard!

by Feudalkaos May 22, 2012