Describes a woman with a pussy so big and loose that the lips of it can wrap around you and spoon you.
Because his girlfriend is such a spoon lizard, he never has to worry about being cold when they are in bed.
by BabeNotBae December 02, 2022
A person who loves to look and dig around in old houses and resale shops and sometimes trash looking for more junk for their collection.
We need to clean out the garage Tonya let’s get ahold of the scrounge lizards to see if they want this stuff.
by Drumdog74 June 05, 2022
Interfacility medical transport, defined as the movement of a patient from one health care facility to another in a licensed ground or air ambulane. Patients are frequently elderly, seriously deteriorated, and unresponsive, i.e. like lizards.
I got into EMS to save lives, but all I'm doing is flipping lizards from one care facility to another.
by SaltyFukNBustedTruk May 22, 2021
Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.
I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection
Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection
Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick
by Lizardchaser July 27, 2022
That youtuber is a Mr lizard
by The truth man69 December 12, 2018