-14 o'clock! Time for my tea break.
-Tea? Again? Are you having the London syndrome or something?
-Hey, my green tea won't drink itself, you know!
-I woke up in the middle of the night from strange noises in the living room. I looked to my right, but my husband wasn't in bed. So I got up, and very quietly sneaked out, and into the living room.
There, in the candle light, he was sitting. All alone. Drinking his damn Earl Gray! Boohoohoo...
-Enough, don't worry, honey, your husband is in good hands now.
-Tea? Again? Are you having the London syndrome or something?
-Hey, my green tea won't drink itself, you know!
-I woke up in the middle of the night from strange noises in the living room. I looked to my right, but my husband wasn't in bed. So I got up, and very quietly sneaked out, and into the living room.
There, in the candle light, he was sitting. All alone. Drinking his damn Earl Gray! Boohoohoo...
-Enough, don't worry, honey, your husband is in good hands now.
by Urban_Fellow December 6, 2006
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"I drank so much Natty Ice at Havasu last spring break that my London Bridge was so going down like five times a day"
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The name London is a mixture of two words ''LUN'&'DONE'
when this city was created in England, a bunch of fuckers headed by Punjabi got togather to name this city. After three days of no conclusion Punjabi came out for a fag. As soon as he came out, a news reporter stopped him and asked
Sir what is done ?''
Punjabi replied in agitation..''Lun Done''
and since then it was named LUNDONE, later on spelled as LONDON to avoid female resistance.
when this city was created in England, a bunch of fuckers headed by Punjabi got togather to name this city. After three days of no conclusion Punjabi came out for a fag. As soon as he came out, a news reporter stopped him and asked
Sir what is done ?''
Punjabi replied in agitation..''Lun Done''
and since then it was named LUNDONE, later on spelled as LONDON to avoid female resistance.
by konka January 14, 2008
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known for being the 3rd largest method producing city in the us.
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known for being the 3rd largest method producing city in the us.
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by Hero2311 January 20, 2012
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by jez1691 August 25, 2010
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