Linda

Linda is a Karen’s worst nightmare. Karen May complain to your manager, but Linda will have already called corporate. Lindas’ are typically 46 year old moms with three kids, she drives a minivan and always brings scones to the PTA meetings. She uses any excuse to tell you about how she and her children are gluten free and rubs her “perfect parenting” in your face on her blog. You only ever see a Linda wearing a pantsuit but she only works two days a week, and spends her spare time color coding her kids socks for fun, and getting tipsy off box wine and complaining about her husband. She also enjoys embroidering her kids names on the tags of their t-shirts cause she’s “just that good”.

Karen: Is that Linda?
Linda: Oh hey Karen, I see you brought orange slices to the PTA meeting.
Karen: What did you bring?
Linda: Oh just my gluten free, organic, homemade scones, it’s very nutritious, you can find the recipe on my blog.
Karen: *rolls eyes*

by michaela.sanchez October 26, 2019

Lindsay

A two timing girl who wants all the attention. Nuff said

Why would lindsay lead me on if she already had a boyfriend?

by stevenp816 April 9, 2010

Lindsay Lohan

a person i met in nyc...who is AMAZINGLY nice and needs to be treated with a little empathy, because what she's going through - while her fault - would be terrifying and career-destroying.

I met Lindsay Lohan in NYC!

by Whatsittoya August 21, 2007

lindsey love

When you love someone but barely spend time with them in real life - a love that was founded off of mainly texting.

Sabrina: I love you.
Tariq: How can you love me if we barely see each other in real life?
Sabrina: I've always been in love with you.
Tariq: Stop with your lindsey love.

by therealtariq October 30, 2011

Lindsay sex

When a man and a man/woman rub shoulders together in a successive motion and ending in an awkward moment

Taylor had lindsay sex before class, and now his shoulder is baboon ass red.

by austin November 30, 2004

Lindsay Buckingham

Someone who never gets to go on What's Up with That.

You ain't mad at me, right Lindsay Buckingham?

by psuedoscotsman January 2, 2010

lindsey and matt

Lindsey and Matt are meant to be they work out together and love each other very very much and are deeply in love Lindsey is a sexy ass who Loves her man Matt who is fine as fine can go and they are meant to be they are soul mates and are meant to be even through struggles and hard times but still are together and love each other very very much and get married and have birthday sex everyday and are madly in love

Lindsey and Matt are in Love
Lindsey and Matt are eternal

by Lindsey and Matt November 21, 2016