A place where you are going to run into wannabe hicks, emos, sluts, jocks, and just plain joes. There is nothing to do here unless walking around Wal-Mart and trying to get kicked out or seeing a movie every weekend tickles your fancy. Lapeer is very spread apart, meaning if you want to go to your friends house it may take 20 - 25 minutes to get there. There is two highschools in Lapeer, East and West. West is known for their athletics and their you will find many of those wannabe hicks i mentioned earlier there and way to many girls with fake hair died to the blackest they can get it. East is more known for their academics and their you will find a bunch of nerds, a slew of emos that hang at one or two areas in the school, jocks who are total assholes, and overly bronzed girls who like to get fucked up every weekend. Wether you like it or not living in when Lapeer, you will have drama. Welcome to the lovely place called Lapeer!
Joe: You going to Lapeer for the weekend?
You: Yes, i am!
Joe: Good luck finding anything to do or people to meet!
You: Yes, i am!
Joe: Good luck finding anything to do or people to meet!
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