ladybility

What chauvinists call the ability to act like a "lady" in the Victorian sense, which includes only speaking when spoken to, being dainty and submissive to men, and humiliating other supposed "ladies" in order to make oneself appear more ladylike. "Ladybility" is a portmanteau of the words "lady" and "ability."

Man 1: "Sir, I would like to introduce you to my date to the party, Lady 1."

Man 2: "Pleasure to meet you, Lady 1. How do you do?"

Lady 1: "Quite fine sir, thank you. I'm just a tad lightheaded from all this manly discussion. Did you notice that lady in the corner who just burped? What a mannish sort of woman!"

Man 2: "What an impressive ladybility you have, my dear Lady 1!"

by Carrotboy December 19, 2011

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Lady may

To mean the word to a man. If you’re his lady may, you make him a better man, you bring spring to his winter. He doesn’t believe he deserves you (and to be honest he probably doesn’t) but he’ll love you with everything he has and he’ll try to be the man you deserve. He’s head over heals for you.

Tyler Childers: “ Lord the wind can leave you shiverin'
As it waltzes o'er the leaves
It's been rushin' through my timber
Til' your love brought on the spring
Now the mountains all are blushin'
And they don't know what to say
'Cept a good long line of praises
For my lovely Lady May”
Lady may: *loves him*

by Wannabe Lady may December 29, 2020

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Lady water

Fizzy, refreshing, great mixer, hard seltzer, best combined with two shots of vodka. AKA truly, white claw, etc.

I am watching my weight how about a lady water and Tito’s

by Tigherking April 24, 2021

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Ohio lady omelet

Ohio lady omelet- (pronunciation- oʊˈhaɪoʊ ˈleɪdi ˈɑmlət)
Typically performed at an orgy / sex party or at a family reunion that has gone horribly awry. One lady inserts a whisk (preferably silicone) into another lady's vagina. Once this is done the first lady (the incertor) goes around the party, and one by one convinces / coerces all of the guests to stick their fingers in to the vagina of the second lady (the incertee), to feel around "to see how nice it feels in there".

Origin Northern New Jersey (coal mining country)

Man did you see that one hot chick give that other hot chick an Ohio Lady Omelet? I sure am glad this is a sex party and not a family reunion. (first person gives second a High-5)

by wizecracker June 5, 2016

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