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Kobe.?!?.

Kobe is just chilling watching cartoons and then his big brother comes in and fucks him out of nowhere and then he rides his dad then his sister sticks the rose up him
Kobe.?!?. Getting it done to him
by Wowowowoe April 11, 2025
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Doing a Kobe

Doing a Kobe - the act of having sexual relations with overweight women like your scoring a three pointer.
Look at him with Gorlock he’s doing a Kobe
by Digz_mcr April 28, 2025
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Kobe

by ScaryMk January 5, 2023
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Kobe and “Shaq”qin

When one man pees standing up and another person sits on the toilet and shits. Hence Kobe “shoots” his pee and Shaq “dunks” his poop.
Man me and my bro got freaky last night, we were Kobe and “Shaq”qin in the bathroom.
by Chris.bobbie May 27, 2024
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Kobe

Kobe stop annoying that granny
by anonymous November 27, 2021
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Kobe

Kobe: has a massive shhlong
Damn kobe’s got a large ass shlong
by Jdbdjdndj February 9, 2024
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Kobe Challenge

To honor the life and career of Kobe Bryant participants are given the choice between drinking either: 8 shots of liquor in 24 minutes, or 24 shots of liquor in 8 hours. No vomiting is allowed for a minimum of three hours after the last shot
Yo Bryan did you see Kamil hit the Kobe Challenge last night?

Yeah I did, he decided to get it over with and just do the 8 shots in 24 seconds even!
by 11/28/2025 March 25, 2024
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