Jobby

Big pile of brown stuf that slops out from your anus. Sometimes after a curry it leaves your ring feeling fresh and spicy.

I ran to the lavatory and realeased some jobby from my anus into the toilet.

by Sir Hoggan July 11, 2003

Jobber

A particular breed of talented individual who does paid word for people on www.myjobsathome.com

Bob "I'm an expert at ironing, I could charge for this!"
Jane "Become a Jobber on www.myjobsathome.com then"

by JobQueen March 27, 2011

jibbert

Using feces as a lubricant to assist in manual stimulation of a mans genitals

"Dude it was awesome, first she started jerking me off but them she crapped in her hand and gave me a jibbert!"

by Duckula1234 January 1, 2012

flibberty jibbers

a word used to express sarcastic surprise. (eg.) SURPISE!!!!!!!!!!! "oh, flibberty jibbers, i wasnt expecting that,"

i just gave the example in the definition paragraph. doh

by ben May 13, 2005

jabberwocky

1.) Some weird shit, man!

2.) What I use to scare children

1.) Dave, Dave! I saw some jabberwocky listnight on Lifetime!!

2.) Now Shelly, if you don't go to bed i'm going to get the Jabberwocky to peel your flesh off piece-by-piece. Or i'll just tell your mum.

by Josephine April 24, 2005

Jobby

Anything that is not classified as a wanker.

I got my JOBBY stuck in my wanker.

by Harry Richard May 7, 2003

Jobber

a person who jobs. mainly a stupid person who is my barn ( see barn for definition of barn ) . Also can be called random jobber

Brian Mallams is a Jobber

by CrAzY_ClOwN November 24, 2003