Soap Jizzed

When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.

Girl: What's on your shirt?

Guy: I was washing dishes and accidentally soap jizzed myself.

by Weston150 March 25, 2013

Jizz pimping

When a man sells his sperm for profit.

Man1: Hey, what are you going to do today man?

Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.

Man1: You mean for free?

Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.

Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!

by Jachze February 23, 2010

Jizz Cakes

A rather excellent song by the eclectic outfit, Baptist & The Obscures. The name is rather a rip off of the superb funk tune, 'Squib Cakes' by Tower of Power.

A - Good grief, did you hear Jizz Cakes the other night??

B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.

by marabousteak January 25, 2011

jizz tornado

When a man gets a timely pullout and celebrates by violently shaking his penis in an upward circular motion while ejaculating.

Dude1: Bro how'd it go with sydney last night?

Dude2: Dude, It was a perfect jizz tornado!

by HeyxItsxVinny June 03, 2016

Jizz Trough

The mouth, Vaginal region, or anal region of a constantly used orafice belonging to a Male or Female, for the sole purpose of holding cum/come.

Little Suzie has been laid so many times she's become quite the Jizz Trough.

by NathanR July 24, 2006

Na'vi Jizz

A tropical coktail so named because of it's cloudy, light blue color. Consists of:
1 oz. Dry Gin
2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Blue curacao
1/2 cup Pina Colada mix
Ice
Pineapple Wedge/Maraschino Cherry, to serve

Shake gin, vodka, blue curacoa and pina colada together with ice in a cocktail shaker. Strain into a well-chilled cocktail glass and serve decorated with maraschino cherry or pineapple wedge.

"What's that you're drinkin' there?"
"Na'vi Jizz."
"Looks like it..."

by randehay May 10, 2010

jizz factor

Major idiot, someone even Mother Theresa would make fun of .

That dude is a total jizz factor.

by Jon Gantert October 16, 2007