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Jeremy

A man who is wise beyond his years, has the biggest heart of all of the cancers, is the leader of all empathics, worships science and physics, Understands and believes mathematics is the cosmic language and is the only language that is unable to lie. Always has an immediate attraction and affinity towards women named Quincie with an ie. And is fully astounded and proud of urban dictionaries prediction regarding his kindness, intellect and the size of his anatomy.
Every woman wants a Jeremy but only few actually deserve one.
by Rdl1982 July 12, 2021
mugGet the Jeremymug.

Jeremy

Angel in the streets, devil in the sheets. 7 feet tall. 7 feet dick. Gets excluded a lot by his friends and isn’t noticed very often. Has a knack for getting knocked down by cars. Blocks out the h8ers (Stephen Roche) with his giant hands. Drives a Skoda Fabia. Has never been seen in the same room as Francis Higgins. Coincidence? I think not.
Watch out! Jeremy’s got a knife!
That’s Jeremy’s seat.
by Diggaaaay November 25, 2019
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jeremy

Is a very big simp, and have no bitches
girl walks, jeremy hey cutie.
by Nigga Chicken April 5, 2022
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jeremy hughes

A douche bag punkass kid who lives in Lynchburg va... always liked him in high school never came on to me.. I woulda sat on his face with my skinny shaved vag. Can't wait to see him again when I cum home from school. Fucking dunce.
I once stared into the eyes of Jeremy hughes... he looked right past me at his friend heran. Fuck heran.
by Shemale April 18, 2018
mugGet the jeremy hughesmug.

JEREMY

He is all. He knows all
human: "Be warned of the power JEREMY posses."
by Perry the potato September 21, 2020
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Naked Jeremy

When a truck driver drives his rig naked.
Company got me a new rig, I don't know if it has camera's. If it does I'm going to go Naked Jeremy.
by Legi0n March 11, 2017
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The Jeremy

A move in DND when you hit a creature with another creature, no matter how much it exasperates the DM
“Woah. That guy just hit that goblin with another goblin!”

“Yeah! He pulled the Jeremy!”
by Nemia March 18, 2022
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