Skip to main content

Up your jaw

To literally punch someone in the jaw like an uppercut, or just to punch someone in the jaw. Usually a threat used when someone is being annoying or messing with you
If you don’t shut up I’m gonna up your jaw!
by Billybob1961 October 8, 2019
mugGet the Up your jaw mug.

cool jaw

a young guy who is absolutely smooth with it, has nice rizz, and hunts milfs
guy 1: "can you believe connor fucked tim's mom? shes a total milf"
guy 2: "yeah connor is totally cool jaw"
by cooljaw July 14, 2022
mugGet the cool jaw mug.

Rusty Jaw Harp

Like the Rusty Trombone but performed on a woman. Instead of the back and forth action of a trombone, one uses the flicking action of playing a jaw harp, with the accompanying analingus.
Did you and Gail seal the deal last night?!

Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.
by BerryrVA December 26, 2024
mugGet the Rusty Jaw Harp mug.

jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
mugGet the jaw session mug.

molly jaw

When someone’s jaw moves from side to side like they are chewing gum, often looks uncontrolled.
You should’ve seen Kim’s molly jaw in her tape with Kanye ☠️
by AnimalJam100 January 14, 2024
mugGet the molly jaw mug.

I slug your jaw

A joke amongst the After the Flash: Wintertide community that references bad roleplayers who try to use this action too win a fight.
Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: "*I slug your jaw and knock you out before looting your stuff."
Person 2: "Respond."
by ChaoticFell January 7, 2024
mugGet the I slug your jaw mug.

Slobber Jaw

1. The best punk band to come out of Lewiston, Idaho.
2. Punk rock superstars.
Dude, did you hear Slobber Jaw play 'Politically Erect' last night? The was a fucking smash hit.
by Johny Awesome April 18, 2012
mugGet the Slobber Jaw mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email