Jans

A hilarious ship between a submissive female that digs being abused and a dominating lazy skeleton.

Oh that girl is in such a Jans relation!

by Lazy Sans May 9, 2017

jan colour

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That shit is jan colour.

by OnABlock November 20, 2023

jan

my pegging partner :drool:

"wow i really want to get pegged by jan!"

by blyke January 25, 2022

Jans

A charming guy with a big heart for children's TV shows. An absolute sweetheart though he finds it very difficult to admit his love to others. Nobody shits like him! He has a great affinity for cultures and languages which makes him incredibly open and suits his broad mindset.

If you meet Jans, you will have endless fun with his childlike humour and choice of words.

A: "Yesterday I met Jans and we had fries on pizza!"
B: "Is Jans the guy who loves dogs more than he loves his life?"
A: "Yes exactly and he literally mentioned nothing as often as that!"

by kakakolumna July 15, 2021

Jan

A bully. A man who will treat you like shit but wants to share locations and still text you. A hoe; Good at 8 ball for no reason. A toxic hispanic individual

Don’t be a Jan

by Debdeb36 February 27, 2024

JAN EMMANUEL

An Art:A God Masterpiece

A person who perform a remarkable feats of strength.

JAN EMMANUEL IS A MAN OF HIS WORD

by HANNA0306 June 10, 2021

Pulling a Jan

Suddenly turning around and walking away in the middle of a conversation for no discernible reason. If the dismayed interlocutor asks about it the following day, this is typically followed by answers along the lines of: "Duh! I gave you plenty of nonverbal cues that I didn't want to talk."

Person 1 : I was telling him about the issues I have with the project, but he just walked away! How is that even possible?!
Person 2 : Ah, clearly he pulled a Jan on you!

Person 1 : He said he only had a short question, but then he kept talking for an hour about useless stuff, jumping from subject to subject. I feel completely drained!
Person 2 : Oh well, if he does that again, you should consider pulling a Jan on him.

by DefinitelyNotJan March 2, 2022