A special 12 year old girl who likes other girls. His fans, known as the Jake Paulers are mentally ill, disabled seven year olds.Do not cross him, he has fame and popularity from riding on his brothers nuts. Legends say he has an extremely small penis if he has one. Very low IQ and he’s cumin with the crew. His girlfriend/sister =Tessa Brooks raps about panera. People say he dated Hillary Clinton but broke up becuz Hillary thought he was to much of a moon bat.
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A very lit diss track on Jake Paul by older brother Logan Paul (who is much butter). Alissa Violet (ex- girlfriend of Jake) makes an appearance and 'kisses' Logan. Why Don't We also dissed Jake because he dissed them calling them a 'Walmart One Direction' (then he apologized in tears lol).
Uh oh, that's Alissa Violet, used to be your chick
Now she in the Logang and you know she on my... team
Those cars ain't yours, man, that shit was just floated
Gun tattooed on your leg 'cause she knew you weren't loaded
I act in movies that your fans watch with their babysitters (airplane mode)
I thought you were my boy, guess I have a baby sister (yeet!)
You're tryna be a model, should've kept Neels Visser (hahaha)
Go make another video 'bout who's the better kisser
Is it called Team 10 'cause you take 10% of your friends? (that's fucked up Jake)
When the contract dies, so does the career, it ends (that's also a fact)
Are you mad just 'cause you couldn't sign the Dolans? (they're smarter than you)
So you had to replace them with some Spanish twins? (hahaha, weak!)
It's everyday bro, do you give up at night?
We 24/7 man, you picked the wrong fight
I'm a savage, you are average, I'm a beast, I'm going wild
This song will be the death of you, I'm 'bout to be an only child
The fall of Jake Paul
Now she in the Logang and you know she on my... team
Those cars ain't yours, man, that shit was just floated
Gun tattooed on your leg 'cause she knew you weren't loaded
I act in movies that your fans watch with their babysitters (airplane mode)
I thought you were my boy, guess I have a baby sister (yeet!)
You're tryna be a model, should've kept Neels Visser (hahaha)
Go make another video 'bout who's the better kisser
Is it called Team 10 'cause you take 10% of your friends? (that's fucked up Jake)
When the contract dies, so does the career, it ends (that's also a fact)
Are you mad just 'cause you couldn't sign the Dolans? (they're smarter than you)
So you had to replace them with some Spanish twins? (hahaha, weak!)
It's everyday bro, do you give up at night?
We 24/7 man, you picked the wrong fight
I'm a savage, you are average, I'm a beast, I'm going wild
This song will be the death of you, I'm 'bout to be an only child
The fall of Jake Paul
by Whoisheba August 15, 2017
Get the the fall of jake paul mug.-v.-(jay*k*ed) 1. to be tricked or fooled in such a way that you are completely surprised punked 2. to be the victim of a "hit it & quit it."
1. "Dude, that guy got jake'd at the party, it was hilarious."
2. " I met him, we had sex and then he left, I guess i was jake'd."
2. " I met him, we had sex and then he left, I guess i was jake'd."
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Get the jaked it mug.A beached whale. Otherwise known as recieving head whilst swimming in the pacific ocean off the coast of california whilst eating a fried baby smothered with ketchup.
by Minday&Shilaa February 28, 2011
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Guy #2: Woah! That guy's gonna be Jake'd!
Guy #2: Woah! That guy's gonna be Jake'd!
by TheTomSly November 3, 2012
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