Jagger

Jagger is hyperbole to describe big dickness. As famous philosopher max lee once said, there are 6 main stages to penis size - "extra smol, smol, medium, large, extra large, and jagger". Jagger is the epitome of sexiness and big dickness and some say his dick is even bigger than Ju Han's (7.88878e+9 inches). His cock is so thick it could be used as a river dam. His balls are so big that he can solve the water crisis with his semen production. He cums so fast he can solve the energy crisis by attaching a water turbine to his dick. Jagger is so sexy and sexy is so jagger. neeeeh.

"Bro, you actually have a jagger dick. I can see it poking out of your pants."

by redcreeper947 March 17, 2021

Jäger

Made 1312serbia paranoid for talking about peanuts

Jäger 1-0 serbia with helicopter

by bigbooootyhunter69 March 20, 2021

Jäger Monster

A delicious concoction. A unique blend of Jägermeister and fresh squeezed lemonade. Perfect to drink at any occasion (Wedding, Party, Funeral, Boys Night, Orgy, Etc). Warning: If consumed too often might cause serious liver damage!

I drank the Jäger Monster last night to forget my emotional pain and instead impregnated my cousin!

by Creepy Homewrecker C March 24, 2021

Jvaegerr

A super hot and sexy tik tok user who makes good content😻😻

"you know Jvaegerr?"
"Oh yeah that really hot TikToker?"

by Simply.denji April 30, 2021

Jäger

A white version of the n word

"Well fuck you very much, Jäger"

by Findloo Chunk May 14, 2021

jagercogop.r6

jagercog is one the bitchiest siege players known to man( besides King George ) . If you hear him mute his mic you know he's in trouble and he's gunna do 10x better.

Wait is that jagercogop.r6, might wanna cancel

by Jagercog May 19, 2021

jägermooster

A last resort drink comprised of one shot of Jägermeister in a glass of milk.

Shit we're out of chasers, all we've got in the fridge is milk. You want a Jägermooster?

by PNSN June 11, 2021