Jordan Status

When you basically roast everybody at your local basketball court.Hence, Jordan, referring to michael jordan.

Guy#1-Wow, you know that black guy yesterday at the basketball court?

Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?

Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.

Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!

Jordan Status by who are YOU!? December 22, 2009

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jordanhead

People who have their jordans #1 in their life. They own a bunch of them and do anything just to keep 'em nice'n clean.

Jasons' closet is full of nothing but jordans. He a jordanhead.

jordanhead by CANDyfkNBABy23 December 23, 2009

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Jordan Man

Often found working at law firms and seated next to somebody named Johan.
Tends to make jokes and tap dance at random intervals, just because his little heart does desire such things.
Recognized by the Board of Anti-Productivity as a fellow Slacker, and a well established intern among his peers.

Loved by many as the soft spoken guy, but those who know him better would understand he makes balloon idols of himself and worships them after hours when nobody is around.

Best friend is Johan.

Hey fuck yeah I am Jordan Man, eat my shit

Jordan Man by Mr.Bojangles. August 3, 2011

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jordan lynch

A male indevidual with an acceptionally large penis; that certainly knows how to please/satisfy a woman.

He is such a Jordan lynch

jordan lynch by Peace to the world February 28, 2014

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jordanna hounslow

Jordanna hounslow is the most smartest person I have come across. She is incredibly funny, and can make everyone cry with laughter without even trying. Everyone loves her and looks up to her because she is so incredibly amazing and did I mention she was funny??

Wow I wish I was as funny as Jordanna Hounslow

jordanna hounslow by Jay4495 September 7, 2016

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Jordanian

A person orginiated or from the country, Jordan. Jordan is located in the Levant, Middle East.

Person A: Did you know that Ahmed from our class is a Jordanian?
Person B: No, it's interesting..

Jordanian by AhmadG December 4, 2016

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Jordan

The biggest bitch out there. She most likely will lie to you and cheat on you because she is a cum sucker

Fuck Jordan

Jordan by HandleNutSac February 1, 2019