conditioneral gift

Refers to a bottle of Alberto VO5 dat you give someone wif da stipulation dat dey actually use it on their hair.

If you give a gal a bottle of post-shampooing hair-tonic, I think it is generally implied and understood dat said bottle is a "conditioneral gift" --- i.e., she is sposta actually apply it to her scalp during her showers, not just set it aside and let it gather dust.

by QuacksO September 6, 2020

Gift of Baba

When you're eating a girl out and she shits on your face. Occurs because Meher Baba is punishing you for having premarital sex, and is very common among his believers.

Noah:Dude, I just hooked up with this girl and she gave me the Gift of Baba!
Kacey: Oh no way!

by neonveon July 1, 2014

Visit the gift shop

To defecate, especially in a public or business restroom

"I think I'll visit the gift shop before I leave."

by Crown-Fondler October 25, 2022

Petaluma Gift Basket

Ms. Bihn really likes gift baskets…
see definition above

man, I heard you wanted to get Ms. Bihn something, how about a “Petaluma Gift Basket?”

by Mateo DeLucca May 26, 2022

Gift Baby

A baby who should have been given away because they won’t develop properly in the household but wasn’t given away so grew up extremely abnormal

Gift baby’s are often born with neonatal abstinence syndrome (Drugs in their system)

What to say to someone who just doesn't know when to stfu.
“You’re a real gift baby yanno that”

by B3NZ0S4BREAKFAST September 28, 2023

corduroy gifts

Ocean swell lines of waves described as corduroy looking. Often Originating from large storms In the Pacific Ocean Alution Islands. These “Cordury Gifts”, often are headed to California and Hawaii and described as “Stacked to the Horizon” , Visually they look like corduroy and send surfers to their favorite surfing spots
Corduroy-gifts
Stacked to the horizon

“Corduroy Gifts” stacked to the horizon send surfers to ther favorite surfing beaches .

by Radfrad February 5, 2018

Gift of the Gab

The ability to lure children into one's dungeon.

Wtaf, George. You have the gift of the gab. I thought I told you that 5 kids in your basement was enough!

by Xvsgwksbdgud January 24, 2020