Boner Island

A man when he sees an attractive figure of the opposite sex

You are now entering boner island!
Hey, how would you like to come visit my island?!

by JesusK5609 July 6, 2016

slow boat to prozak island

slowly losing one's mind, freaking out, going crazy

Jenny is on the slow boat to prozak island now that she knows she is pregnant with Bubba's child

by Terri Ivie January 1, 2008

Googligan’s Island

A web site that tries to get Googlebot’s attention but fails at the last moment

Webskipper: Hey there little buddy, did you install the new webmaster tools for the company web site?
Googligan: Yea, on my laptop.
Webskipper: Oh Googligan, (strike with cap)

…and the rest…are hear on Googligan’s Island.

by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008

Bristol, Rhode island

Bristol, Rhode Island is a town full of fakes and fuck boys. No one really like bristol, not even themselves. Some of them are rich preppy clout chasers who are toxic and even hate each-other. People from there include Jack Mcnally, Jovi Goldstein, Gordon Kopecky (the biggest fuck boy) and the 1 and only famous like able person, popcorn girl

Have you been to christians house yet in Bristol, Rhode Island

by guava joe boe October 14, 2020

Iskander

Iskander is a great and awesome boy. Everyone loves him even though they joke around. He is the cutest pervert and has the best gf in the world !

Iskander is a great dude and you are lucky to have him if you are his girlfriend

by Hudsonhammer July 5, 2019

Total Drama Island

An animated reality tv series in which two teams of campers compete in various contests on an island in the boonies of Canada.

Okay Total Drama Island campers! Today you all face the biggest challenge yet: the going down a 100-foot sliding board lined with sandpaper while wearing a swimsuit contest! Each camper must ride the slide and land in a vat of lemon juice positioned at the bottom of the sliding board. The camper who screams the loudest wins! The losers will be tarred, feathered, and forced to watch commercial-free loops of this show. Any complaints and you'll have to share a bunk with Owen after we feed him baked beans and prune juice.

Cody: Dude, Trent, you should slide face down on your belly! Gwen will be so impressed!

Later, on video in the reeking, bug-infested camp latrine…

Gwen: I was really interested in Trent, but since he took Cody’s advice on the slide challenge, I’ve decided he’s not my type. It’s just as well, because yesterday I met this hunky emo sasquatch who plays the banjo!

by The Screaming Beaver August 20, 2008

Staten Island Wanna-be Guido

Beware this special brand of Staten Island boy - he is unique in his lack of uniqueness. He wasn't "cool" enough to be accepted by the other Staten Island boys due to the fact that he's probably fat and has acne that like, stares you in the face when you encounter him. He overcompensates for everything he lacks in self confidence by guising himself in "panache" and nobility. Oft he feels he has no purpose so he goes for a civil service job, such as firefighter, EMT, or cop. It's his only means of attaining power, and he has the option to make it look like he actually cares about people when the truth is he only cares about his fat pimply self

He has sex with anything and everyone (see slut, roast beef curtains, and staten island girl)because he has a complex about not being able to be alone, ever, and being a horny bastard who craves gratification.

He has the Staten Island Accent that makes you want to scream and run in circles with an ultimate goal of sticking your head under the ground, or scream running towards his acne mounds with a pickaxe.

Elizabeth: Wow, look at that Staten Island Wanna-be Guido! He makes me sick; he's going to die alone with some sort of STD.

Maria: Oh fuck yeah. He's getting the clap, I just know it.

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Kathy: That's my partner at work. Truth is I can't stand him.

Kim: Why?

Kathy: He's such a Staten Island Wanna-be Guido; he's ugly but he's got a superiority complex up his ass.

Kim: Ooh! Shh, his girlfriend is coming. Whoa, is that a face?

Kathy: Oh, you mean his fuck buddy? Yeah, well, that unfortunate thing right around where her nose should be is called a face. He doesn't care, he'll stick his dick in anything he can persuade.

by Joanna Bannana March 19, 2008