Fourth and Inches

football term used to describe being really close to having whatever you're trying to get.

guy #1: dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?

guy #2: nah, dude! I was Fourth and Inches but her drunk friend busted into the room and cock-blocked me!

by FootballObsessed September 27, 2009

Four inches

Something that is mediocre, but there's nothing you can do about it; when a person isn't happy with something but will be polite and accept it. The word originates from the idea that a four inch penis really isn't okay, but a normal partner's response in the moment would be a polite, "oh, it's four inches? That's fine." It's the only appropriate reaction when you've already hit the point of no return in a situation and there's no un-awkward way to back out of it.

"This date I'm on is four inches, it's fine." "The hookup situation I'm in is four inches, it's fine."

by JGal May 24, 2015

5 inches

When you start thinking about that girl called Samantha you grow five more inches not in height

Guy I started thinking about Samantha and I just grew 5 inches

Cool... walks away

by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 3, 2019

Albanian Inchworm

A small albanian penis that is about 1 inch flaccid but grows to a mighty inch and a half when aroused.

"I walked in on Adrian in the shower and saw his albanian inchworm in it's prime."

by Ass hair, don't care June 18, 2013

inchaling

verb: 1.to eat quickly. 2.A mixture between inhaling and chewing your food. derived from inchale.

man 1: Wow! Dude your inchaling your food!
man 2: I know dude. I am so hungary.

by Tim Tim October 4, 2006

Inching off

To inch off means to be so eager to go and do something you're uneasy in your seat and slowly getting up.

Yola was so eager to go dancing that she was inching off her seat at The Lemon Bar.

by Jkg07 December 2, 2017

inchilldelity

When your partner continues watching your common Netflix show while you are at work or away from home.

What started as Netflix and Chill ended with inchilldelity, and now I am forced to watch the end of the series without seeing the last three episodes.

by ralphwaldosanderson June 3, 2018