A person who claims they are straight but do questionable things/are experimental/curious. This can be used as another word for bisexual. Basically someone who says they're heterosexual but aren't. (Poser)
by MorbidlyObeseLady April 20, 2018
Get the Gay hetero mug.Something that I have in me; my not being or supporting homosexuality. It is great to be a straight (see heterosexual) and be a member of the moral majority!
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noun, feminine.
the sexual orientation of a female attracted to males. not to be confused with 'heterosexuality' - a male interested in females.
the sexual orientation of a female attracted to males. not to be confused with 'heterosexuality' - a male interested in females.
by clearworldthinking September 20, 2011
Get the heterasexual mug.Someone who is less than amazing, funny or sporty. Actually she is mega bitch. If she doesn't kill you from boredom with the meaningless dribble she oozes into the atmosphere like a 1960s car spewing lead in a 5 year old's lungs, she'll drown you in endless streams tears she cries in seek of the smallest crumb of pity.
WARNING: If you are a man Heather will try and straddle you to within an inch of your life. Even if you desperately try and cover your crotch she will wrap those sweaty tree trunks around your face. Don't worry this doesn't mean she likes you, it is only because she is only comfortable if she has something with a y chromosome between her legs.
WARNING: If you are a man Heather will try and straddle you to within an inch of your life. Even if you desperately try and cover your crotch she will wrap those sweaty tree trunks around your face. Don't worry this doesn't mean she likes you, it is only because she is only comfortable if she has something with a y chromosome between her legs.
You: Heather is crying. Again.
Me: I thought I saw her with _____
You: Yeah she is riding him like a 'My Little Pony' whilst wiping her snotty nose on his back.
Me: I thought I saw her with _____
You: Yeah she is riding him like a 'My Little Pony' whilst wiping her snotty nose on his back.
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This heathernet is the way of the future
by Rocco February 13, 2004
Get the heathernet mug.Noun. Slang. The female version of a "Chad". Stereo typically a 'sorority' type girl wearing preppy sweaters, talk as if they are the BEST and most elite people that are entitled to the world. Their catty attitude initially makes you want the chase, yet in the long run, these "Heather's" turn out to be VERY high maintenance. HIGH RISK LEVEL for STD's, even orally. Suggestions = wear two condoms and talk with a Valley Girl Accent. "Name dropping" and male manipulation are common practice.
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