purple helmet warrior

a tall and proud thing of massive dignity, wears the helmet of the Nazi's in WWII only purple without the spike(so it can be put to good use without the pain)

James likes to fuck with the purple helmet warrior

by Colored Monkeys August 18, 2003

red shiny helmets

Two or more men giving each other head. Gay oral sex. Nob slobbing amongst men.

I caught my queer uncle and his friend playing red shiny helmets in the living room. Unreal.

by OrionMetaphor November 24, 2017

banged up helmet

An ugly person. Usually in reference to a female.

That chick has a smoking body, shame about the 'banged up helmet.'

by Spus June 24, 2007

greek war helmet

Greek War Helmet is very much like the Roman War Helmet but the guy performing the helmet is getting pegged as well.

The threesome was going great until the Roman War Helmet turned into a Greek War Helmet.

by Wiskerbiscuit March 02, 2014

Life Without a Helmet

Bronx, NY - based podcast featuring the gut bustingly funny unintentionally comedic musings of the four hosts Joe, Matt, Dave and Jr. They discuss a plethora of subjects from how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse to the length of Joe's ball sac. They often have friends on to promote music ventures, business grand openings or just to join in the skullduggery. Fans are encouraged to post questions on their Facebook page to be answered every week, as well as their weekly Urban Definition.

Derp- "Hey Jamie, do you listen to Life without a helmet? i hear they are available on iTunes!"
Jamie- "Yeah, i do. Even though one of them wants to sodomize DaVinci's mouth."

by HelmeteerNumeroUno September 22, 2012

spartan war helmet

When a man's penis goes from the top of a girl/guys head to their nose like a spartan helmet

I went over to cindys house last night, I gave her the old spartan war helmet. When we were done she kicked me down the stairs yelling "this is OVER!!!

by c_lurch April 06, 2014

Corn On the Helmet

When engaging in anal sex, and the man pulls out his penis, discovering a piece of Corn on the tip of his dick(leftovers from her last's nights dinner) .

"This year, My New Years resolution is to give up corn. Even though my husband enjoys finding it, I still blush when he pulls his penis out of my ass and discovers an undigested piece of corn on the helmet."

by Bombbomb & Cheez November 09, 2007