HELP

What white women use in texting instead of “lol” or “lmao.”

Guy: Texts mildly funny thing

White Woman: HELP

by OilySaltine August 9, 2023

HELP

when someone finds something funny. (mostly used by girls)

"HELP WHY IS LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT"

by zaxvfx October 23, 2023

math help

1.Getting ass on a weekly basis and pretending like your weekly meetings have anything to do with math.
2. The opposite of what Jesus would do.

Girl who is looking for ass: OH my. i could really use some "math help". *WINK
Guy who gets a lot of ass: i could totally help you out.
Girl who is still looking for ass: that would be great. come to my house at exactly eight o clock.

by friggin kyle August 28, 2010

Extra-help

Thank god it exists. For those times when that lab or homework just doesn't make sense.

Damn, this Algebra homework makes no sense. I'm gonna go in for some extra-help in the morning.

by JayAre12 October 16, 2010

little helper

A person that is happy to help others out of free will.

John: Do you want me to help you with that.

David: Aww thanks. You're my little helper. I owe you one

by blablabla0000 October 31, 2013

hamburger helper hands

Thick meaty hands

Calebs got them meaty hamburger helper hands

by Quaf June 2, 2016

Hewlett helper

Flushing your fecal matter before wiping, to avoid clogging an old or inadequate plumbing system with a high volume of feces and toilet paper.

"Our staff toilet will overflow unless you give it a Hewlett helper"

by davemarcis911 July 26, 2019