haking

acting totally rude and flopping all over the floor, gasping for air, basically every second

hey what's up with that fucking egregious grin there dude shit you just knocked over my lamp I can't believe I ever let you in my house you are getting water everywhere and you smell like a lobster
dude I'm just haking chill

by Gark the Globin April 16, 2013

approval hating

The act of being well-liked but not realizing that in the slightest.

Sometimes an approval hating
Will demolish one's approval rating.
-A future poet laureate.

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009

Heaving Phrogs

Mythical creatures known to exist in the murky world of fantasy football. Heaving Phrogs have been known to devour entire teams, pausing only long enough to excrete the remnants of opposing players.

The Heaving Phrogs reign supreme in the world of fantasy football.

by WHOLCO1 October 27, 2008

Hoving

Hovering over another person while they are using a phone/computer.

Stop “Hoving” on me while I look at Facebook!!

by xxxJus10 December 6, 2019

Havindu

A male with a penis twice the size of a Virgo Supercluster

"oh damn, he's a havindu!"
"was the guy you were with a havindu?"

by Chadd Thundercock April 7, 2021

self-hating bro

bros who dress like hipsters, carry skateboards around but never ride them, and hate on other bros but run around screaming "YOLO"

self-hating bro 1: ay brah, check out my dope plaid-lumberjack shirt, brah.

self-hating bro 2: AWESOME. so glad we're not like those frat idiots...WE'RE SO UNIQUE YOLO.

self-hating bro 1: chyah mayne, YOLO

by y00ty00t December 13, 2012

hating

hating: a crime punishable with no less than death in the houston texas area.

no hating please!
your going to get your self killed!
me: too late bitch!............

by jc from h-town November 9, 2007