The Leg-Day Skipper, Chinese Food Connoisseur, and Science Enthusiast Extraordinaire!

Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.

Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
gym bro #1: Russell, ever considered leg day at the gym?
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
by indiancunt29 May 16, 2023
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The act of adopting a german accent and becoming your alter-ego Hans whilst a friend does the same and becomes Wolfgang. Sometimes misconstrued by strangers but perfectly acceptable.
John- What were you and Dan doing yesterday in you room?
Fred- We were just having a Hans and Wolfgang moment.
by melonhead999 October 11, 2011
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A known german tense to describe a nicely built Joint. (basically just a blunt)
A: You guys are gonna be baked asf
B: What have you done?
A: Well, i built a Hans Richtigdübel!
by SternburgRitchburg September 4, 2019
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A guy who loves soda and listens to Mac de Marco. Typical lives nearby a Train station
So what are you doing today?; Im just relaxing at home... Ah so Hans Emil - see you tomorrow
by oralemybrathe September 18, 2017
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The best person in the world better than you’ll ever be ( I am not a noona do not come after me)
I love Han Yujin”
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very slow.
doesn’t know how to count coins.
is literally a horse.
walks slow but has the longest legs.
turns red just from eye contact.
han g do is my favorite slow person
by khunnary November 21, 2021
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Ro-Han, pronounced row·uhn , typically related to a boy, but is in fact a female name. Ro-Han's are usually the quiet sport teacher types that aren't too sure on how to smile and usually stay put until time comes to try and eliminate students in an intense game of wall ball or netball. usually the outdoorsy type, when a Ro-Han sits in his chair he expects everyone else to be able to sit quietly and write from the powerpoint without a whisper, unless of course, Kahoot is pulled out...

Ro-Han's are usually extremely caring, kind and extremely funny unless jokes are being told to a camp. Everyone deserves a Ro-Han and those that are lucky enough to have one, should treat with respect and kindness, unless bad jokes are being told once again. Also Possibly the best commentators ever known to man.
Student-"oii Ro-Han! have you marked our tests yet? it's been over a month!"
Student- "Ro-Han! i hate you for making me abseil down 40m!"
Student - "Ro-Han... that was a terrible joke. I'm laughing because it was terrible."
Student - "Ro-Han! thanks for coaching our team"
by songa October 15, 2019
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