A greeting exchanged among Canadians in which two people firmly place their hands on one another's groins and squeeze.
by Fuckyouidontcare September 05, 2015
When two men reach toward each other as though to shake hands and then begin to pull on each other's respective members aggressively as though they were shaking hands.
Within moments of meeting each other, Johnson and Smith had a Montreal Handshake, as in they "shook" each other's "hand." And when I say that, I mean they "shook" each other's wanker. And when I say that, I mean they gave each other hand jobs simultaneously. I guess they hit it off--must be from Montreal...
by M. P. Troyka July 30, 2007
by beezlebub 1776 June 17, 2007
"I was at my girlfriend's parents' house and I completely did work on their toliet. I couldn't find a plunger so I had to give it the Devil's Handshake".
by Lambdingo May 20, 2010
The Albanian Handshake is a complicated gesture. It begins when the handshake "giver" anally fists the "receiver." After the anus is loosened up, the "giver" then inserts his penis and uses his hand to masturbate inside the "receiver's" anal cavity.
by Regnar July 29, 2010
A reach around: where one reaches around another's body to grab their penis, either clothed or not.
A hand-job: where one massages another's penis, either clothed or not.
A hand-job: where one massages another's penis, either clothed or not.
by TheMadAussie December 08, 2008
When two gentlemen jerk off another gentleman using a handshake. All gentlemen must be wearing suits.
by Iloveskeeball May 24, 2009