Oliver Hitchcock

A stupid fool who thinks he’s bad

“I really dislike an Oliver Hitchcock, he thinks he’s so cool and he just isn’t”

by i watch porn and eat corn April 1, 2023

The Hitchhiker

Thoughts in time and out of season

The Hitchhiker

Stood by the side of the road

And leveled his thumb

In the calm calculus of reason

Hi. how you doin'? I just got back into town L.A.

I was out on the desert for awhile

Yeah. in the middle of it

Right

Hey, listen, man, I really got a problem

When I was out on the desert, ya know

I don't know how to tell you

But, uh, I killed somebody

(No?)
It's no big deal, ya know

I don't think anybody will find out about it, but
Just, ah

This guy gave me a ride, and ah
Started giving me a lot of trouble

And I just couldn't take it, ya know

And I wasted him

Yeah

The Hitchhiker

by Death Menace May 2, 2023

Zone hitch

when you run a short hitch if the defense is in zone coverage which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.

The University of Wyoming liked the zone hitch.

by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023

Penis hitchhiker

Also know as a PH A women who goes guy after guy getting railed

Man 1: did you hear about Emily? Man 2: no what happened. Man 1: she banged the whole football team man 2: she is such a penis hitchhiker

by Gayblackmidgetfurryclownautist September 23, 2023

Trailer Hitched

When a fat guy has to set his belly fat on a girl's back so he may achieve maximum Penetration.

Adjective; took this girl out last weekend and trailer hitched her. Now she won't stop calling me!

by Thatrobotdude March 20, 2024

Morgan Hotchkiss

A fatass bitch, commonly referred to as moo moo brown cow.

Eat a mf salad Morgan Hotchkiss you fat ass cow

by Braxtons Boyfriend July 2, 2024

the hitchhiker

Similar to "the shocker", but 2 in the pink, and the THUMB in the stink instead!

"The other day, I had this girl spread out, waiting to get heavy...but I surprised her! I flipped her over on her belly and gave her the hitchhiker instead!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by 0jir0 February 3, 2026