jersey shore girl named snooki. not necessarily snookie however, a guidette can also just be an italian american bitch who is too lazy to find a single guy, so she goes for taken guido
by flomause June 20, 2010
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by Jak!e June 10, 2008
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Get the Guid-Sta mug.A type of douche bag.
He usually has a stupid hair cut with an excessive amount of hair product. Also, he sometimes has asymmetrical muscle definition.
Wears bedazzled shirts and irons his underwear.
Some have retarded meaningless tattoos that have no artistic, creative, or meaninful merit.
And 95% of them treat women like shit and exploit them for sexual favors. The other 5% are posers and pussies.
And the real sad Guidos are the 3rd or 4th generation italians that feel as if they're full blown Italian but rather they have no connection with the Italian culture and believe that eating overlooked pasta and yelling exploitive slurs at women validates their Italian heritage.
He usually has a stupid hair cut with an excessive amount of hair product. Also, he sometimes has asymmetrical muscle definition.
Wears bedazzled shirts and irons his underwear.
Some have retarded meaningless tattoos that have no artistic, creative, or meaninful merit.
And 95% of them treat women like shit and exploit them for sexual favors. The other 5% are posers and pussies.
And the real sad Guidos are the 3rd or 4th generation italians that feel as if they're full blown Italian but rather they have no connection with the Italian culture and believe that eating overlooked pasta and yelling exploitive slurs at women validates their Italian heritage.
Carl: Hey look at the douche bag with the retarded hair cut, dedazzled shirt, and meaningless tattoos.
Dave: Stupid Guido
Dave: Stupid Guido
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Get the guaded mug.A stupid bitch that you get sent to when the teacher cant deal with you opening your soda "loudly" Often after being sent to the hoe your parents get contacted for no goddamn reason. Often this person makes you suicidal and is a snake. One minute your in her office drinking tea the next shes suspending you for something you didn't do and she has no proof you did it.
Student: so we are all good this was just a misunderstanding
Guidance counselor: Yes ill call your mom just so she can " understand " what happened.
Student: Nothing happened though you even said it yourself.
Guidance counselor: leave my office im trying to work.
Guidance counselor: Yes ill call your mom just so she can " understand " what happened.
Student: Nothing happened though you even said it yourself.
Guidance counselor: leave my office im trying to work.
by myschoolisgay April 18, 2019
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