German necktie

A German necktie is a type of figure-four chokehold that encircles the opponent's neck with your legs firmly clenched, then you whip your dick out to show him who is the real BOSS. Dr. Lepper

That Lepper is such a sick Cunt, during judo he gave me a German necktie and I think I liked it.

by Dr. Lepper January 14, 2021

German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.

Said and Joel had a rough German Popsicle session last night:

by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021

German Retriever

Usually occurs within a threesome between 2 (one being a German) men and a women, where guy 1 cums into the woman, and guy 2 (the german male) leans down to lick the cum out of her asshole to spit it back into her mouth.

"Hey man, my girl and I brought my buddy from germany to play the German Retriever."

by Just Jaax July 4, 2021

German

German is one of a kind, he will laugh with and at you. No matter what, keep him. Cause deep down he really cares for you. He is the type of person to forever be by your side. Yes, he maybe get annoyed by you, but maybe it’s hard for him to love or care. He is amazing. He is powerful and hilarious!

One example:
“German is a bit weird”

“No he isn’t, he will stay by your side no matter what, so what if he’s a bit odd? Aren’t we all?

by CynthiaTheKindOne November 22, 2021

Germana

An amazing girl you’d go to great lengths for.

So the other day I flew over 5000 miles just to go hiking.

Woah, just hiking?

Well, I also wanted to meet this Germana. She was amazing.

by UnTizio November 25, 2021

german hacker man

german hacker man is 70 years of age. he grew up in a small town in germany, at the age of 26 he fled to the US. he lived in massachusetts for 10 years but moved to an island in the sea. at 45 he began to hack people and make them speak german! soon after he got arrested at 56 and his lovely mommy luckily bailed him out. he still lives today…hacking innocent lives.

Annie: Hey mike, how are you?

Mike: Ich esse Scheiße!

Annie: OH NO! the german hacker man!!

by iwannacryanddie April 12, 2022

German Schmear

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.

"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."

by German Schmear April 21, 2022