human guitar 

Tickling someone's butt hole with your fingers while jerking them off with the other hand, therefore creating a guitar like gesture.

Yo me and my girl played the human guitar last night when her parents weren't home.

human guitar by Human guitar and chill? January 26, 2016

thrashing the guitar 

To masturbate. To have a wank. To jerk off. Referring to one's penis as a guitar and giving it a "thrashing" by jerking off.

"Johnny was really thrashing the guitar last night!"
"Hey baby, how about thrashing my guitar!?"

thrashing the guitar by trappy76 rocks August 13, 2009

Ganker of the Guitar 

That douche bag at the party who picks up a guitar and annoys people by play stupid douche bag shit.

"Is that Mike playing the guitar"
"Yah he's a Ganker of the Guitar......lets get out of here"

Ganker of the Guitar by Love my guitar February 7, 2010

guitar molestation

idoits who think that black eyeliner is 'rock n' roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! molest the guitar daily'

fall out boy
mcr
Panic! at the disco
are gulity of guitar molestation

guitar molestation by Foo Freak July 28, 2008

ultimate-guitar 

A website/forum with great guitar tablatures. It has some awesome guitarists that tab songs and even make instructional videos.

Unfortunatley the forum community is mostly made up of dumbass high school freshmen who want to learn to play power chords like their hero, Billy Joe Armstrong. And God forbid when they try to tab something simple like a pop-punk song, they fuck it up somehow.

If you're a good guitarist who doesn't think that My Chemical Romance and Avenged Sevenfold are the pinnacle of musicianship, come check out Ultimate-Guitar.

If you picked up the guitar to try to get pussy, stay the fuck away.

ultimate-guitar by bryan18 July 28, 2008

guitar hero syndrome 

when some one has been playing guitar hero for so long on expert they think the are a real guitar hero but really if you gave them a real guitar it would sound like a cat drowning whan they played

guy1: hey i just did 'dragonforce' 'throught the fire and the flames' on guitar hero 3 on expert 100%

guy2: wow really have a go on my les paul special

guy1: ok sweet *picks up guitar* *&$$&%#^%^#^&^(*$%$#@#$7 *plays horibble*

guy 2: put my guitar down the the hell outta my house and never speak to me again, buy a real guitar and get over your guitar hero syndrome u noob ass-raper

guitar hero syndrome by btf'07' January 8, 2008

Guitar Center 

A place that sells intruments. From drums to 12-string acoustics they have everything. And theres indoor studio where you get to TRY it before you BUY it so its really cool. But you have to wait your turn before you can go in. Or you can try out the guitars outside of the studio. Mostly n00by punks go there play a couple of crappy licks and then leave. Overall Guitar center is the #1 place to get your instrumments.

Guitar Center is musicians heaven!

Guitar Center by BL1NX August 6, 2007