German Shepard

The person you play around with at work or school who is NOT your significant other.

I don't care what or who you do in your spare time... I don't care if its a German Shepard...just don't come to work/class all bit up...

That guy Alec... he's my german shepard.

by Cyrano De Bergerac III February 4, 2010

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Going German

In dating, where somebody suggests "Going Dutch" when their side of the bill is much higher than their dates.

“She suggested that we go Dutch and I only had the salad! Lost $20 for food I didn’t even eat! I’m never Going German again!”

by TheLonelyVirgin November 10, 2010

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German firelog

The burning sensation in the ass crack during or after the process of taking a shit

taylor had a german firelog after eating large amounts of dried raisins.

by nick benda August 23, 2007

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German Lopez

A gracious man with amazing, Messiah-like powers. He shows us all his Godly powers through his great efforts to help humanity.

German is the Jesus of our Age!

by GLopez12 March 9, 2004

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german twizler

A german twizleris when a german or german looking man takes a swirly and very uncomftorable poo, then forces his sex partner to eat it as she/he would a twizler.

Man 1: Wow i made my gf eat a german twizler yesterday.

Man 2: Wow! i ate one yesterday!

Awkward pause...

Man 1: Dude, thats just wrong. I can smell it in your breath...

Man 3: MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE!!!

by The Br00talzz March 3, 2009

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