"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
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hunter gear

A short ginger bitch fuck head. Dumb cunt doesnt get any bitches only men... lmao gay nigga alert BRUH. FUCK THIS GINGER FUCK!
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Dystopic Gear

Dystopic Gear is cocaine that is wrapped up in a page from a Dystopic novel. Usually 1984, but sources may vary.
Bro, that Dystopic Gear is straight fire, was charged, still.
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Bermuda gear clasher

When two females are in the sexual act of scissoring and a male attempts to penetrate in between that sexual act
Bro bro bro, last night I caught Lori and Heather scissoring and I tried to Bermuda gear clasher that shit
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slips a gear

cumming, orgasming, blowing your load, ejaculating, producing pig sauce

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I hope I don't slip a gear too quickly with Marcy tonight.

Marcy, "He always slips a gear when we do it doggystyle."

She begged for her partner to keep going and not cum yet, but on his next glorious thrust he slipped a gear and collapsed in exhaustion

Bill (in mid intercourse), "OMG I am slipping a gear!! ohgasgd!!!"

Marcy, "Damnit!!"
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Heyes Gearing

heyes gearing, a mad lad with a huge penis, he reeks masculinity and is a amazing lad, great at smash bros, he does not let his father Kingjaspergaming stop him in his tracks, he is doused and lathered in extra virgin olive oil for keeping the ladies from spreading their legs.
friend: hey have you seen heyes gearing?
me: yeah he is a great man I love him
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Samsung Gear

A line of wearable things by Samsung. The most popular one is the smart watches that have a rotating bezel. The Galaxy Gear, Gear 2, Gear 2 Neo, Gear S, Gear S2, Gear S2 classic, Gear S3 classic, Gear S3 Frontier, Gear Fit, Gear Fit2, Gear Fit2 Pro, and Gear Sport. Damn that's a lot of watches...

But they also have things like the Gear VR. And a few other things. It's Samsung way of bringing you to the future, even though it's really not.
Guy 1: Hey what watch you wearing
Guy 2: Oh this, it's just the Samsung Gear S2 classic. Only over $300. No big deal.
Guy 1: Damn I like that
by latrelljennings November 18, 2017
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