groping gander

Any one who wants sex who doesn't get it and honks about it all day

My husbands being a groping gander today im not in the mood so hes upset and bitching about how theres no intimacy.

by somire August 24, 2016

epic.gaymer69

epic.gaymer69 is the best tiktoker, hes funny and really sweet, i do not trust or tolerate people who don’t follow them yet. he hasn’t told me his name yet but ok 🥺, follow randomwhiteperson rn, randomwhiteperson>>>

a: have you seen epic.gaymer69’s new video?
b: yes dude, it’s so entertaining, i love her videos

by agbodt July 6, 2021

Geesey Gander Goose

"Geesey gander goose" is a phrase used to describe a little nonce

"You know phil? He likes little boys! he is a geesey gander goose.

by Geesey gander goose September 29, 2022

The Gander

The journey. Popularised by GaTa in the show ‘Dave’. the gander is the movement to better things and success the gander is the journey taking you to your destination.

‘Bro I just met Obama and he fucked with my painting, he said Michelle hated it.’
‘That’s the gander’

by Clopthripps August 13, 2023

reverse gander

the act in which one party reverses the classic "gander this" trick back at you

"did you hit her with the reverse gander?"
"yeah, i ripped off my clothes and said 'gander this bitch'"

by gandergoer1341 July 13, 2024

Old Gayzer

A redefinition of old gezer but this definition is made for a old gay guy that is watching you from across the room looking for gay sex from another male. Old Gay zer.

That old man is checking out my ass from across the room.

He must be a Old gayzer

by Batter Daddy April 25, 2024

Xp-guyder

AN ANOTHER JOEYMEME ALT LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GAMEJOLT, BLOCK IT, REPORT IT. PLEASE END THIS DRAMA RIGHT NOW.

Xp-guyder: used for a mrwhale command

by DETOS OFFICIAL January 30, 2025