Guatemalan Gardener

A sexual position in which the pitcher stands on two skateboards (one foot per skateboard) with the catcher in a wheelbarrow-type position, suspended by the pitcher's penis on one end and a self-propelled lawnmower on the other. The lawnmower is turned on and the participants ride out of the garden down the street while they fuck.

"How'd you get that nose scar?"
"She leaned too far during the Guatemalan Gardener."

by Karma Sutra November 10, 2017

Hialeah Gardens High school

Filled with Snakes 🐍 and Hoes...that’s why it’s called gardens.

•Eww she a hoe she prolly from Hialeah Gardens High School 🤢
•*Slither slither* a bitch ass snake... PROLLY FROM GARDENS.

by Arrozconleche October 17, 2019

Faux Pavant Garde

A subculture defined mainly by Mac Assholes. They not only feel that Apple products are superior but also wear semi-emo type clothing; a "trendy" style that is meant to be innovative and original, but in truth is standardized and grounded by the rehashing and leeching of stylists' efforts to copy one another. The members of the Faux Pavant Garde are well off financially, though it's not clear exactly what they do for income, if indeed they do anything at all, but they afford their over-priced clothing, Cube cars, computers and Starbucks coffee somehow. The Faux Pavant Garde value some form of creativity but tout themselves to be transgressive artists, or those who push people out of their comfort zones with their art. These efforts are rather unfounded because the worst they do is transgress on Faux Pas though consider themselves at the forefront of an Avant Garde; hence, Faux Pavant Garde. This subculture of Mac Assholes, or generously, people, is one that membership is not desired.

Some would say the Faux Pavant Garde is a mixture of chav and emo, how they do it, I don't know.

by He-Who-Questions-the-Answer July 19, 2009

Garden

Why are you looking up garden on urban dictionary? Don't you have anything better to do?

Searching up garden on urban dictionary? Thats a new low.

by Dari Ro June 24, 2013

Market Garden

a cluster fuck, a chinese fire drill
the last time the yanks let the british take charge of an allied operation

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

backyard gardener

Someone who takes it up the batty. Often seen parading through the streets of Amsterdam wearing police outfits and leather clothing.

Jack is such a backyard gardener. His rake has been in too many backyards.

by Amsterdam June 12, 2005

Garden City

Town on long island where the richest and best people live!! With 9 pairs of seven jeans and the best clothing!Also has kick ass sports teams!! including the best football and lacrosse teams on long island! also with the hotteset guys and girls! there are also sick cars and sick parties!!

I live in a mansion in Garden City.

by LO/LC December 28, 2005