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Garbage man

A guy who goes around and gets with the ugly girls, cause he can’t pull the hot girls, for the sole purpose of showing them a good time so they don’t complain to their friends they wanna leave.
That kid Quinn is a garbage man. Huge asset to have him at our parties
by Guy that gets laid 6969 December 14, 2021
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Garbage

I like to go into dumpsters and dive to find garbage
by GangstaTargaryn May 9, 2019
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Outside Garbage

A person who transcends being regular garbage. Analogous for items in the fridge so rotten that they skip right past the kitchen bin and go directly outside.
Meg: "I like that guy over there with the beard."
Joe:"Him? He eats pills for breakfast and will rob you in your sleep. Outside garbage.. stay away."
by jomega September 15, 2023
mugGet the Outside Garbagemug.

Dog garbage

Something so foul that, if given a garbage can and the full understanding that whatever that goes in that garbage can is gone forever, even a dog would deem it garbage.
Turn that shit off, that song is absolute dog garbage
by wakethewinds January 28, 2025
mugGet the Dog garbagemug.

Garbage Monkey

A raccoon because they act more like a monkey than a panda even if they “look” more like a panda.
“Bro, look at that raccoon in my yard!”

“Dude. That’s a garbage monkey.”
by Chehala March 18, 2021
mugGet the Garbage Monkeymug.

garbage

This site is garbage.
by cock2 June 18, 2020
mugGet the garbagemug.

garbage stale

What the printed plastic sign actually reads when you purchase it at the hardware/department store; this truly represents what many of the typical household-surplus provenders are attempting to pawn off on others over the weekend. Prior to posting the sign, people have to make a neat horizontal cut underneath the "r", and two vertical cuts --- one between the "r" and the "b", and the other between the "s" and the "t" --- and then slide the two halves of the sign together one letter's width to cover those two pesky "revealing letters" and form a new (and deceitful!) message.
Be on the lookout for staples and tape holding the "garbage stale" sign together, if you want to determine what those sidewalk-shysters are **really** selling.
by QuacksO September 23, 2017
mugGet the garbage stalemug.

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