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Gibbled

An action of violently touching someone or something, softly, or hardly, to make them feel extreme anxiety or tension or to completely discombobulate them at an atomic level, that is how it feels to be Gibbled. Also the act of touching vending machines in the right way to where they give you money instead of you giving them money.
Could also be sexually provocative. Can also be the act of confusing someone so hard, that they no longer no how to continue in a conversation or activity thus they have been Gibbled.
Jerry The gibbler gibbled the vending machine so hard that the change inside it launched fifty feet.
I gibbled my GF so hard she passed out from the molecular disturbance.
I got gibbled so bad that I didn't even know how to keep talking about the subject at hand.
by Xcfirecraft June 19, 2019
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Hedda Gabler Syndrome

Hedda Gabler, in Henrik Ibsen's play, became infatuated with Ejlert Lovborg (her husband's academic rival and Hedda past fling) and persuades herself that she can be the one to change Ejlert from his wrong handling of liquor and make him a better man.

Similarly, women in today's day and age, as in the past, who can be grouped together under the Hedda Gabler Syndrome, are women attracted to 'bad boys' and they strongly believe that no matter what the boy's flaws are, these women will be the ones to change them and transform them to a better version of themselves. Another characteristic of the syndrome is that this belief turns out to be delusional and it does not get put into practice.
Random examples in different versions of the Hedda Gabler Syndrome:

"Hedda believing she will help Ejlert, through her love for him, to quit being an alcoholic and reach his stellar academic writing talent."

" Woman x: He has been known to fear commitment, but I will make him change"

"Woman y: He has been known to be unfaithful to spaghetti al pesto, but once he tastes mine, he'll gain 50 pounds, guaranteed."

"Woman z: He is addicted to drinking, gambling, online gambling, diet coke, zero coke, cigars, cigarettes, soft drugs, hard drugs, sleeping, sex, red bull, nicotine gum, but I will help him come clean and sober up.'
by threelittleonions June 16, 2010
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cack gabbler

When a chick is choking on some dick.
That girl is swallowing a dick, look at that cack gabbler.

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1608289
by timmad December 22, 2008
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Gibbles

The little crumbs left on the table after rollin' a philly
Ay brah, clean up dem gibbles n' put dem in the end that philly
by yo main man June 24, 2010
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Gibble

To play hooky at work or place of employment....
Ahhh just hanging around today at home...took a gibble day off!!!
by Kibbles11 May 5, 2010
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gaebler

a gaebler is a very famous name in germany for a female teacher thats sells its fucked up body to students in order to get some crack.
my 89 year old teacher offered me a blowjob... shes a real gaebler
by Aighta March 15, 2007
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Goober gabber

You dad on a asian woman while the asin woman is screwing a goat whos masterbating and eating pizza
by Dylan March 4, 2004
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