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When someone answers a question very quickly, whether it's correct or not. Sometimes a snarky rejoinder.
Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.
Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.
Elaine : Did you hear how quickly Nick came up with an excuse to the boss for being late?
Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.
Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.
by BobbyD September 12, 2016
Get the like shit through a goose mug.usually someone that think's they're the shit but is really a piece of shit, i.e. pop stars and pretty boys
interchangeable with douchebag, but even more deserving of a Mortal Kombat fatality or nut stompage
interchangeable with douchebag, but even more deserving of a Mortal Kombat fatality or nut stompage
Typical of the big party scene at many institutions of higher learning in the U.S. are numerous goosebags that make suicide bombing seem like the best option at such parties.
by ratm9m September 11, 2005
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Get the Goose Dick mug.1)To grab someone's butt check(s) with all 4 fingers and thumb of one hand as if by the beak of a goose. Element of surprise very important.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.
I goosed my brother as we came up the stairs outta the Tube.
I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.
Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.
I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.
Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.
by Jake February 3, 2004
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