Tuesday grand

a person will complain about every situation no matter what and will try to live as bland and boring as possible. if anyone else tries to give them advice they will throw a fit and brush it off

my homies lil bro actin like a tuesday grand so we left his bitch ass at the store

by batboythecool February 28, 2022

holy grand slam

when you have sex with jesus in a denny's/denny's parking lot

I had a holy grand slam earlier!

by laketheminifig November 19, 2022

Grand Manan

A small island located in the Bay of Fundy>New Brunswick, Canada where there are so few people that everyone knows each other, and nothing is a secret...in fact you are most likely never going to be able to have a private life because everyone is so busy sticking their nose in your business that they will have to call everyone they know to share their stories and cause a never-ending cycle of rumor-milling. If that's not enough to make you move there...just think- you could be paying way too much for produce, and it will be guaranteed to wilt or mold before you consume it...awesome!

In Grand Manan: If you stub your toe in North Head...by the time everyone in the Seal Cove Ghetto finds out--Your leg is supposedly broken, and you will have to be flown out.

If you go out on a date....You will probably be getting married soon>according to the whole island.

by yerg March 21, 2010

grand daddy

the father of your mother or father. usually the giver of gifts, candy, and the first one to give you a beer or a drag of his cigar. cool guy.

i kicked my grand daddy in the shin and ran.

by michelle1 February 12, 2008

Grand Slam

to shit ,piss and vomit at the same time,usually when drink or disorientated from some sort of cock-slapping festival.

Jesus! shes shat herself and pissed the bed! OMG deres vomit in here aswell. what a grand slam!

by Smiff2790 April 17, 2006

Grand Marshmallow

The greatest and grandest of marshmallows. It is a rare occourance in packets of marshmallows and is likely just lots of marshmallows squashed together. However it does appear the same shape as a regular marshmallows only lots bigger.

Hey look guys, I found a Grand Marshmallow in my packet of fluffy puff marshmallows!

by bigscrobbler April 29, 2006

Grandchildren envy

Envy of your unborn descendants who will live in the future and have access to awesome future technology.

Person 1: Someday they'll invent chips you can have in your head that can access the internet.
Person 2: Oh man I want one.
Person 1: It won't be for a hundred years though.
Person 2: Aww, man! So those lousy future people will get to do it but not me? Lame!
Person 1: You have a case of grandchildren envy!

by Nebula99 June 9, 2010