FuturisticBagel

A super duper funny person, futuristicbagel is really fucking epic.

Person 1: Wow, have you heard of futuristicbagel?

Person 2: Yeah, he's super funny and epic!

by SuperFunnyThomas May 27, 2018

futureshop

the place for all computer rip-offs

futureshop sales: "To play DOOM 3 in the highest details, you need a GeForce FX5200 video card. It's currently the most top-of-the-line video card and it only costs $850. It's one of the most popular products sold here. Oh and make sure to buy an extended 20 years warranty for $200. Have a nice day."

by the guy August 2, 2004

Futurenanigans

Shenanigans that will happen in the future

A: Yeah, I totally am going out with this girl
B: I call futurenanigans
A: Aw

by JammySplodge August 10, 2015

futret

Scots term for ferret (a small, brown weasel-like mammal), often used to refer to an interfering woman

She was a nasty piece of work, always interfering and snappin' her head like a futret.

by mjv December 25, 2005

Watch Futurama

1.Smoking pot
2.Watching a show called Futurama

1.Lets go watch some Futurama!
2.Lets go Watch Futurama

by emzow September 24, 2006

futurbate

The act of stimulating oneself to the point of orgasm whilst imagining the future, mature appearance of an unfortunately under-aged hottie.

Why should I have to wait 3 years to masturbate to an 18 year old Selena Gomez when I can futurbate to her right now?

by Time Traveling Masturbator March 18, 2011

futureproof

Not obsolete in the future

a futureproof "high-definition ready" HD DVD player.

by Ro Jones November 15, 2006