funky chicken

To convulse or seize, esp. after being severely beaten in a fight.

Dude I soccer kicked that guy in the face 'til he was doin' the funky chicken!

Someone call an ambulance this man is doing the funky chicken!

by FunkyChicken April 14, 2008

Funky Chicken

A crazed bum who resides in Athens, Georgia. See Willie James Huff

also goes by the alias Allah Rackbar

Funky Chicken: RACK EM RACK RACK EM RACK RACK RACK EM RACK RACK BALL

by 1337 Fork March 6, 2010

funky

a nice fashion style that is differend, cool, strange, weird. tight clothes

look at him, he's funky, yeah stylish.
today, i'm wearing funky clothes

by (unknown) November 10, 2003

Funny women

Women are lizard people. They are fake like Australia. They are not funny. They get offended by a joke and they poopie and cry for 7 hours straight.

Mike: hey Ivan. Have you heard of a funny women?
Ivan: no
Mike: ok

by Ivanlaughyes December 7, 2020

SF (So Funny)

2017 replacement acronym for LOL. Often used in texting and social media mediums.

Timmy: Last night, Steve was so hammered he slept in a bush cuddling with Frank.

Me: SF

Timmy: SF?

Me: SF (So Funny)

by Adamir Putin January 3, 2017

Funnyjunk

A picture-based website aimed for the goal of purely laughing your ass off. Although some would argue that funnyjunk is now mainly reposts and "Newfags", I say that it is much better and defiantly a site worth going to. It always makes me smile. The site works kind of like this: You upload a picture, and other users can give it a Thumbs Up or Thumbs Down. The picture with the most thumbs up gets to the top (or the frontpage). For those of you who disagree, fuck you you trolls. Funnyjunk is home and you know it!

Person 1: "Ive never lol'd and fapped at the same time!"

Person 2: "Check out the funnyjunk NSFW section! Its full of hot babes and pictures capable of making you lol at the same time!"

by Fj user: Barack August 22, 2010

funky chicken

the dance people do when they really really have to go to the bathroom, but are forced to hold it

I knew Mike was doing the funky chicken outside the bathroom door, so I took extra long washing and drying my hands, hoping he'd piss himself.

by pizzaf January 17, 2009