The month that gives women the best excuse to ask for expensive jewlery. This is also the best month for men to find something to give to women so they get a blow job without guilt.
"What do you mean,'why do I want a 5 carat diamond?' Because it's V-day month. Yes, February you idiot!"
"Yes, I will give you a blow job in February if you buy me that diamond on Valentine's day."
"Yes, I will give you a blow job in February if you buy me that diamond on Valentine's day."
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by I Am An Arsehole February 18, 2020
Get the February 18 mug.In parody of 'No Nut November' and 'Destroy Dick December', this is an event that starts on the 1st of February, where on the first day, you fap once, on the second day you fap once, on the third you fap twice, on the fourth you fap three times etc. until the 28th where you fap 317811 times.
It's worse on a leap year.
It's worse on a leap year.
Guy 1: 'Hey man, are you doing Destroy Dick December?'
Guy 2: 'Yeah I gotta train for Fibonacci Fap February - it's gonna be brutal.'
Guy 1: 'Well don't forget Jerk Off January my dude!'
Guy 2: :O
Guy 2: 'Yeah I gotta train for Fibonacci Fap February - it's gonna be brutal.'
Guy 1: 'Well don't forget Jerk Off January my dude!'
Guy 2: :O
by Lukash Hash December 1, 2018
Get the Fibonacci Fap February mug.The second month of the year that tends to confuse the hell out of people every four years with its added day. This month can either be a romantic time, or the worst time of the year. Some people tend to over exaggerate the holiday in the middle of the month known as Valentine's day and dress up in ridiculous costumes that just beg to be made fun of, while others just tend to hide away in the corners hoping the holiday passes quickly. Either way, people never seem to remember Groundhog's day which is the greatest holiday of the year.
1: Do you know the months song?
2: 30 days half September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31... except for February which is screwed up in the head and has 28, except for every four years when it has 29 to make up for those hours every year... Ya know what? Just go away.
2: 30 days half September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31... except for February which is screwed up in the head and has 28, except for every four years when it has 29 to make up for those hours every year... Ya know what? Just go away.
by ChelseaMae AlexisRennae January 21, 2009
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